Glue yourselves into your atomic fun chairs, fellow babies. It’s before noon on a Saturday…
Ah, this time I KNEW it was the weekend. Saw it coming for days. And today is a fun treat for fans of Space Cows, Hoverboy, and more free webcomics than you could heave a dead raccoon at.
First off: SPACE COWS!
Oh, I forgot to mention this to Stavros. I’m giving Hoverboy the Space Cows one last time as we finish up our month-long Hoverboy contest.
And what IS the Hoverboy Contest?
LAST TIME!! We’re looking for YOUR Hoverboy Memories. Head over to the HOVERBOY FANPAGE on Facebook, or enter here at ART LAND on BUN 
TOONS day.
What we need is the name of your FAVORITE Hoverboy Villain…one that we’ve never seen before online, and tomorrow we’ll be picking the winning entry.
WHAT DO THEY GET?
A stunningly accurate reproduction of the cover featuring your “remembered” villain. The reproduction will be by Ty The Guy Templeton, and will be so accurate, you’ll SWEAR it was the original. Head over to www.hoverboy.com for more Hoverboy fun, and over HERE to join the Hoverboy Fanpage.
Okay…and just a couple more SPACE COWS before we move on. They’re an addiction, like raisin cookies, heroin or beating the step-kids.
It's eerie, just like it's supposed to be.
And now, the ONLY new Hoverboy story in the last thirty years, and never before seen online! FULL AND COMPLETE in this blog!
Take yourself back to those heady days…when Gasoline cost a lot more than it did a few years before, but at least it wasn’t filling up the Gulf of Mexico – When a white man was still able to be president, just not a particularly competent one – and when people could watch Lost, secure in the knowledge that it would all wrap up in a satisfying, and not at all, sucky sucky way.
Set the way-back machine to Bush Era Super-heroes, with…
HOVERBOY: THE REPUBLICAN SUPERHERO 2007!
SCRIPT BY TY TEMPLETON
ART BY STEVE MOLNAR
COLOURS BY BERNIE MIREAULT
COVER BY JASON EDMISTON
LETTERS BY K T SMITH
It’s funny because it’s ghastly and frightening.
Remember to head to the FACEBOOK FAN PAGE, or hit the COMMENTS BUTTON at the end of the post to give us your HOVERBOY memories before tomorrow night. The more the merrier, and the original art ain’t gonna give itself away. Our next Hoverboy contest is just going to be these cheap crappy decoder rings from the 1940s! Wait, seriously?!?
THOSE THINGS ARE AWESOME!
Ty the Guy
Hoverboy |
Ty Templeton |
Ty Templeton's ART LAND!! 
Do we all get special transmissions at pre-appointed times that we must transcribe piece by piece and then decode with the secret decoder ring to name directions to the super-secret Hoverboy hideout?
Please, oh, please, oh, please?!?
Cheers!
Steven G. Willis
XOWComics.com
Now THAT’s the tattoo I need. Hoverboy on a space cow. How could I ever come to regret such a thing?
It depends on the placement, surely. If it was on your neck, up near the front, it might limit your employment chances. If it was on an ankle, you’d get teased at the beach. On the boob or the buttocks, you’d get teased at the naked beach. So there’s really no where but the bottom of the foot, where only your podiatrist and/or airport security guard would see it.