Eternally attractive comic book artist, Tony Harris, has FINALLY told the cosplayers of this world the rules of the game. Please, ladies, don’t show up to conventions in sexy clothes unless you’re a) very sexy, b) aware that you’re not sexy, but an expert on the character you’ve dressed up as, or c) a virgin man.
He gets to make these statements because he’s a handsome man with a VERY powerful social position. He draws comic books.
But what if Tony Harris held a position with even MORE power?
Imagine the controversy if Tony Harris owned a dry cleaners, or sold door to door soap.
THEN, people might take him seriously.
Ty the Guy OUT!
Here now, your BONUS Tony Harris Knows Sexy Moment: