Thank GOD I had this card with me. It turns out, this card not only gets you out of jail, it gets the charges dropped, a written apology to your whole family, and you get to pick out two items from the evidence lock-up, provided you do it on the first of April.
A couple of people were angry at me for pretending to be a police-abusing, animal-hugging, hippie convict yesterday, (for about ten minutes, that included people I’m married to), but I pretended with animal-hugging, hippie convict love. No one was hurt except a fictional officer of the law, so I hope you’ll find space in your blood pump to forgive this merrie prankster his annual Spring reverie.
It’s nice to know I could raise a couple of grand in a heartbeat if I ever need to, but I’m hanging onto the Kirby and Watchmen pages, and my various Batman #1 covers for the time being, thank you very much (we got a few offers!). There’s no ACTUAL looming emergencies at the moment, so I’ll be keeping the whole lot in a box in my bedroom, where a flood or fire could easily destroy them all at once.
Ty the Guy OUT!
Here’s yer BONUS April Jesting Apres-Blog.
That shot of the Bunny reeling in da fish, hook, line and sinker, comes from last year’s April post, which involved me winning a half a million dollars in a lawsuit.