What?
What can you say?
I just copied down as many quotes from the press conference and reported them to you guys as best I could. I might have paraphrased one or two lines, but it’s mostly as I heard it…
Gaze upon it, ye mighty, and tremble.
This is what our city is going through this weekend.
My wife suggested it was like discovering the town was being run by George W. Bush after decades of Jimmy Carter, but that doesn’t do it justice. It’s more like Scarface after Jimmy Carter….only no one is being introduced to their little friend.
Stay tuned, folks. It’s only going to get more fun from here on in…countdown to resignation…?
Ty the Guy OUT!
Bonus Joke:
What’s the difference between Rob Ford and Porky Pig?
It doesn’t take two hundred thousand dollars to see Porky’s crack.
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Of all the Fords, in all the world, how come we get the Edsels? Oh, wait. The Edsel at least looked kind of cool. Nevermind..
So any time there are Canadian brothers named “Doug” and “Rob/Bob”, we should expect trouble, eh?
Man, if he resigns, the market value of that video drops to about $50. Talk about depreciation.
Might be more apt to compare Ford to Marion Berry, who got caught smoking crack while he was the mayor of Washington, DC. After serving 6 months in federal jail, he was elected to city council, and after that, eventually was elected mayor! Consider yourself warned….
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