For those who don’t know…I had surgery to get at some GIANT kidney stones this week…a kind of surgery that ladies CANNOT have done in quite the same manner, as it involved a REALLY long tube with lasers and robotic parts and OH MY GOD, you don’t want it described to you in any detail beyond that, really you don’t…
As a result, I’ve been alternating between blackout pain and drugs that even Snoop Dogg Lion would refer to as “disorienting” for the last few days. I’m on the mend, but hardly fully mended yet.
See you guys next week…by which time all the plastic stents still stuck in me innards will be out on me outtards, and I’ll be walking upright without praying to ancient gods to carry me off to Valhalla. I may even have the courage to pee without heroin involved.
Suddenly, I understand drug addiction, but I don’t see how you get much done.
Ty the Guy OUT
I haven’t yelped in agony in at least twenty minutes just now. Yay for Saturday’s drugs!