It’s BUNNY Day! YAY!

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I’m never happy that people EAT bunnies today, but as long as they’re chocolate, I can allow it.

Because I am ALSO a rabbit, I have the inside skinny, and dutifully report it back to you.

Happy Holiday.

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I’ve been struggling against Big Key Chain since I was a child and received a mini-whistle that did not function as advertised.  Fight the power.

Ty the Guy OUT!

It’s not my first time mentioning the gladiatorial rabbit fights…

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It’s not my first time giving away Easter Bunny Secrets, either.

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I’m going to mention that THIS particular Easter marks a different sort of resurrection around my house.  It’s the second anniversary of my triple-death and triple-recovery from a heart attack.  That awful night, I had dined on Kentucky Fried Chicken for what might have turned out to be my last meal…

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Oddly enough, this is the MOST requested meal for the condemned on their last night on Death Row.  Seriously.

Since a terrible diet and sedentary lifestyle was ultimately what did me in, I now exercise five days a week and eat KFC only ONE day a year.

Can you guess which day?

While you guys will be eating some sort of holiday feast, I’ll be chowing down on the worst of the worst junk food in a giant “screw you” to the heart attack.  Tomorrow I’m back to celery and peppers.  Tonight, I dine like someone trapped in a bus depot!


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For April First’s Bun Toon, click the yellow bunny above.

3 responses to “It’s BUNNY Day! YAY!

  1. Paul the Curmudgeon

    Why do I have the feeling that Dr. Wertham, reading your Easter Bunny origin story somewhere in the Great Beyond, is saying, “See? SEE?!” 🙂

    • I base a number of my ideas on how much they would have horrified Fred Wertham. I have a seismic activity monitor on his grave to test when I get him spinning down there.

  2. Pingback: Silly in Philly Bun Toons! YAY! | Ty Templeton's ART LAND!!

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