Category Archives: Bunny Funnies

All You Need To Know Bun Toons! YAY!

It's not like Canada is any better...

It’s not like Canada is any better…

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Every day, every hour, I find religion and PRAY this man gets the Republican nomination.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Of course, there had to be a Donald Trump comic book:

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For last week's Bun Toon about the trails and tribulations of our biz, click here!

For last week’s Bun Toon about the trails and tribulations of our biz, click here!

For the Bun Toon Archive, click here.

For the Bun Toon Archive, click here.

Danger! Danger! Bun Toons!

There's a man who lives a life of danger...everyone he meets must be stay a stranger...

There’s a man who lives a life of danger…everyone he meets must be stay a stranger…

Most people understand the constant peril a cartoonist is in – we all get paper cuts, we all have to jello wrestle Joe Quesada, and we all get chlamydia (though rarely from Joe Quesada).

But here are the…

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Here is the sad, sad, sad part.

Whenever Big Bang Theory is on, I end up paying no attention to any scene that takes place in the comic shop, because I literally scan the walls and bins for my work.  I’ve only caught my stuff two or three times on the show, but that’s enough for the syndrome to settle in.

It’s far worse than paper cuts, but about the same as jello-wrestling Joe Quesada.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Of course, the REAL comic book hazard is this one:

johnny hazard punchesThat’s how a MAN punches out a redheaded fellow in short pants.

johnny hazard golden ageMan, who is that blonde?  She keeps goading Johnny into fist fights.  I’m not sure about her moral code…

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For last week's savage take down of the new Fantastic Four movie, in only four panels, click here.

For last week’s savage take down of the new Fantastic Four movie, in only four panels, click here.

For information on how to order your very own illustrated sketch cover (for Chicago and Toronto FanExpo Convention pick-ups!) click here.

For information on how to order your very own illustrated sketch cover (for Chicago and Toronto FanExpo Convention pick-ups only, sorry…) click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

Four Characters, Four Panels Bun Toons! YAY!

Fourth time is not the charm.

Fourth time is not the charm.

Jon Stewart retired this week, and Don Trump won the Republican debate.  But neither event can hold a candle to this week’s real disaster…

FF IN FOUR PANELS

There is so much wrong with this movie that it defies critique.   At its heart, it’s a movie about brilliant creative people, written and directed by slow-witted dullards who understood nothing of the source material.

I tend to root for comic book movies, and it’s very rare for one to disappoint as much as this one did.  Green Lantern and Jonah Hex are the only other two that got down to this level of pure, unfiltered awfulness like the new FF movie did.  If you’ve seen either of those previous bombs, you know where we are.

Sigh.

A terrible adaptation encrappens us all.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Without question, this is STILL the best Fantastic Four movie:

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It even made a pretty good comic book, drawn by my buddy Marcio Takara!

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Now, if Pixar ever made a live action Incredibles movie, we might have something resembling a proper FF picture.

Sigh.

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For last week's Bun Toon about the internet's favourite lion, click here.

For last week’s Bun Toon about the internet’s favourite lion, click here.

For the Bun Toon archives, going back YEARS, click here!

For the Bun Toon archives, going back YEARS, click here!

King of the Jungle Bun Toons! YAY!!

Hear my roar...

I am bunny,  hear me roar.

Unless you’ve been under a rock this week, you know the subject matter.

Away we go.

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Those images of the Trump Boys posing with the recently killed carcasses of large African animals are EASILY found online with a simple google search.  I’m not putting them up here as they’re fairly upsetting to look at.

But damn, how come the Trump lads are still allowed to be dentists?  Sometimes the world makes no sense.

Send in possible names to: Name the Dead Leopard and Elephant, c/o TRUMP TOWERS, New York NY, USA, 10012.   Or in the comments section below.  Working together we can make the name TRUMP as hated as that tooth doctor guy.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Cecil the lion was a star in comic books long before his ghost became an internet star.

GOLDEN AGE TARZAN

Here he is, posing with Tarzan back in the day.

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Again Cecil, posing with Tarzan.

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And here he is, posing with Tarzan.

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Click here for the needs-to-be-updated Bun Toons archives!

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Yer Not A Ten, Yer An Eight Bun Toons! YAY!

In these troubled times, it's important to have priorities...

It’s important to have priorities…

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Honestly, it’s like three different people who have all had their own television series that I’ve been in a shower with.  You’ll have to offer money to find out their names, though…

Ty the Guy OUT!

NOTE:  My brother Brad claims the memory of sharing a urinal with Colonel Sanders and swears I was not in the room at the time.  The controversy will haunt us until our dying days…

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This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened in a bathroom in a comic book…From RAMPAGING HULK #7…

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…and the following might be the best thing to happen in a bathroom…

hulk toilet paper

I’ve never read this original story, but I cannot imagine it was given good reviews…not with the way people treated the issue!

Of course, what would a toilet based Bun Toon be without a visit from…

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Dav Pilkey’s underdressed hero is ALWAYS welcome around here.

….and finally….here’s your LAST Urinal Based Bonus Moment:

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Ttechnically, the Red Skull is FICTIONAL, not FAMOUS, and that’s why he didn’t make the list.

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For last week's not-urinal-based-Bun-Toon click here (though it IS based on someone who could be described as "wee".)

For last week’s not-urinal-based-Bun-Toon  (though it IS based on someone who could be described as “wee”…) click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

Teeny Tiny Bun Toons! YAY!

It's not the size of the Bun Toon that matters...

It’s not the size of the Bun Toon that matters…

Again, Marvel opens up a movie with a character the general public knows next to nothing about.

Again, the humble Bunny is here to help the novice sort it all out…

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I’m actually DYING to see this one.  I have a fondness for ANT-MAN that’s almost unnatural…

Ty the Guy OUT!

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During the period of time I was writing an Avengers animated comic called “Avengers United They Stand”, Hank Pym/Ant-Man was the only original Avenger on the team every month…  So I featured him as a heroic, smart, funny, charming and all-around cool guy, leading the squad…

I drew the covers too, this is one of mine.

I drew the covers too, this is one of mine.

Of course, the series was cancelled after eight issues.

Sigh.

No one loves the comic book Hank Pym.

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For last week's equally pathos-filled Bun Toon...click here.

For last week’s equally pathos-filled Bun Toon…click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

Every Bunny But Me Bun Toons! YAY!

It's like a GHOST TOWN around here...

It’s like a GHOST TOWN around here…

I was at a fairly large comic convention last week in Montreal, where I had a great time, and watched poor Arthur Suydam get molested by the internet for something he didn’t actually do.   (Ah, mob mentalities, where we would we be without you?)

But this weekend, I’m NOT at the big convention…and all of you ARE.

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Have a happy Comicon, San Diego Peeples.  Kiss Batman for me.  I’ll be here in line for Ant-Man and all the Happy Meal toys when you get back.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Your Bonus Bits are some Convention Stories from Bun Toons Past.  Who says this isn’t the Rabbit Age of Comics?

Seriously.

Who says?  I need names.

kneel before zod

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And that’s the REAL reason why it’s best not to go out in public.  The potential for humiliation is always looming.  ALWAYS.

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For the last Bun Toon before convention season, click here.

For the last Bun Toon before convention season, click here.

to see some of the sketch covers I did at Montreal last weekend, click here.

to see some of the sketch covers I did at Montreal last weekend, click here.

For the Bun Toon archives, click the delightful rabbit above.

For the Bun Toon archives, click the delightful rabbit above.