Category Archives: Bunny Funnies

Scum and Villainy Bun Toons! BOO!

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Bwah-hah-hah, I said, while rubbing my hands together.

It’s been a fun week for American politics.  Whether or not you support Trump, it’s hard not to notice that he’s cavorted into a buzz saw in the last few days.  Russian collusion, obstruction of justice, lying to the press, eating steak with ketchup…it’s all too heinous to believe Trump is a regular old villain….

This is YOUR chance to turn the whole meshuga into a metaphor I can wrap my teeth around.  Please vote for…

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We’ll be tabulating votes until he’s impeached…I have money on his not lasting until Christmas.

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My first thought was the Ventriloquist…

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But the President’s eloquent statement:  “Puppet? No puppet!  You’re the puppet!” rendered this idea moot.

This is not my first time turning Trump into a comic book villain.  Below is a convention sketch I did (at the fan’s suggestion) right after Trump won the election late last year.

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And I’m hardly the first one to notice the Trump/Luthor connection…

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But again, one of them is actually smart, and both are actually fictional.


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For last week’s amusing, apolitical anecdote, click here.

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For the grotesquely un-updated Bun Toons library of years past, click here

I am in Ottawa Bun Toon…

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….And cannot come to the web.

Last weekend I was in Regina, Saskatchewan, and this weekend I’m in Ottawa, Ontario/Quebec for another convention.  Canada  has conventions TOO!

Here’s what happened to me the LAST time I went up to Ottawa for the weekend.

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That last part is a fib.  I did, in fact, yell a warning at Chris Claremont about the bus.  I felt it was my civic duty.  It’s not my fault he ignored me.

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Next week, after two conventions in a row absent from this desk, I will return to the Bun Toon LIVE show, with new adventures, fun stories, recipes, puzzles for the kids and advice for the lovelorn.

I give and I give.  And what do I get for it?

Fame and fortune, I suppose.

Bun Toons of the FUTURE! YAY!

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We are all interested in the future, for that is where we shall spend the rest of our lives.

I’m watching the trends.  I know the score.  I see all.  These are the…

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I promise you, don’t look up underwater chess porn.  You don’t want to see it. Rule 34 always applies.

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Sure, it starts off innocently enough with mermaids and the like…but once those knights start jumping.  Hoo boy.

Rule 34 applies to pretty well everything except for bunny rabbits.  Those fluffy bags of Easter joy are simply too adorable to make salacious.

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This was the naughtiest thing I could find for a google search under “rule 34 bunnies”, believe me, I tried.

Happy Trump 100, you lucky people!


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Don’t try to make something dirty out of BATHROOM toons.

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For a woefully out of date archive of OLD Bun Toons, click the happy rabbit.

 

Silly in Philly Bun Toons! YAY!

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We’ll get to the cheesesteaks a little later.

This sort of thing is happening more and more nowadays.

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Okay, now we can talk about the famous sandwiches.

We were in Philadelphia,  so naturally we asked about where we should we go to have a really good Philly Cheesesteak.  The choice is between “Geno’s” and “Pat’s” and we were told by one of our cab drivers that he preferred “Geno’s” because they “really load on the liquid wiz”.

Well, we never got to either Geno’s or Pat’s, but I did get a cheesesteak, and yes, they load on the liquid wiz.

It’s something of a catchphrase for the city.

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Hardly my first urinal convention story.

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Oh, convention bathrooms.  Will you ever stop delighting us?

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For last week’s Easter Bun Toon, click the image above.

It’s BUNNY Day! YAY!

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I’m never happy that people EAT bunnies today, but as long as they’re chocolate, I can allow it.

Because I am ALSO a rabbit, I have the inside skinny, and dutifully report it back to you.

Happy Holiday.

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I’ve been struggling against Big Key Chain since I was a child and received a mini-whistle that did not function as advertised.  Fight the power.

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It’s not my first time mentioning the gladiatorial rabbit fights…

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It’s not my first time giving away Easter Bunny Secrets, either.

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I’m going to mention that THIS particular Easter marks a different sort of resurrection around my house.  It’s the second anniversary of my triple-death and triple-recovery from a heart attack.  That awful night, I had dined on Kentucky Fried Chicken for what might have turned out to be my last meal…

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Oddly enough, this is the MOST requested meal for the condemned on their last night on Death Row.  Seriously.

Since a terrible diet and sedentary lifestyle was ultimately what did me in, I now exercise five days a week and eat KFC only ONE day a year.

Can you guess which day?

While you guys will be eating some sort of holiday feast, I’ll be chowing down on the worst of the worst junk food in a giant “screw you” to the heart attack.  Tomorrow I’m back to celery and peppers.  Tonight, I dine like someone trapped in a bus depot!


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For April First’s Bun Toon, click the yellow bunny above.

I Can Finally Announce It! YAY!

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I’ve been dropping hints at the last two conventions I attended (at my panels and at my booth) that I’ve been given a once-in-a-lifetime gig, rebooting one of the most important “Golden Age” characters in comics.

Now I can tell you.

It’s arguably the MOST important character in all of comics’ history, the one that started it all.

The Yellow Kid.

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Yup.

The first comic strip character in history is finally getting some attention in this land where comics are finally king.  Not only a comic book relaunch from IDW, but a Hollywood relaunch as well, with a major motion picture due out this August.

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Back in the waning days of the 19th Century, a cartoonist named R. F. Outcault single-handedly invented the comic strip with a series of continuous stories told in illustrated form.  The series was called “Hogan’s Alley”, and it featured a precocious Asian fellow, charmingly named “The Yellow Kid”, who literally wore his thoughts on his sleeve.

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Here the “Kid” is seen hanging around with Outcault’s other major comic strip creation, “Buster Brown”.

The strip ran for years in New York, it even created the first copyright and intellectual property lawsuit about a pop-culture character when competing newspapers used teh character without permission.  It’s where the term “yellow journalism” comes from.

But now he’s coming back as a major Warner Brothers film, a WB animated TV series, and a comic book miniseries from IDW.

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I haven’t really started yet, but I’ll be writing and providing covers for the series, with a fairly new artist named Pavel Martin providing the interiors for the first three issues at least.  Pavel’s an ex-bootcamper student of mine I recommended for the project and I’m thrilled to be working with him professionally.  I think he’s really ready.

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Some of Pavel’s early sketches.  The skateboard wasn’t our idea, that comes from the TV people, he’s going to have a skateboard on the show…. so you have to forgive us for that.

I’ll post new artwork and the cover for issue #1 as soon as I’ve finished it.  It’s pencilled and inked, but I’m in the middle of colouring it right now.  You’re going to love it.

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After a hundred and twenty years, it’s about time!

After working on characters like Batman, The Simpsons and the Avengers, it’s really an honour to be working on the character that literally started it all.

I won’t let you guys, or R. F. Outcault’s legions of fans down.  I promise.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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A couple of Yellow Kid appearances from his heyday to whet your appetite!

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What an irrepressible scamp he was.  I hope we get to give him a proper name.


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C’est la vie Bun Toons!

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Bonjour, mes amis. Le lapin est ici!

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I was at a convention last week, and couldn’t BUN TOON closer to the news of Bernie’s death, but he was such a towering figure in our industry, and in life, I had to mark his passing, even if I was a few days late.

I could go on and on about how skilled Bernie was with a brush, or with a composition, but if you knew his name, you already knew of his staggeringly impressive and inspiring abilities.  I use his Frankenstein illustrations as examples of what’s possible in the inking classes I teach.  I use his Swamp Thing pages as examples of what’s possible in the layout classes I teach, and I use his House of Mystery comics as examples of what entertains the hell out of me when I just want to read a great story.

The world of comics in general, spooky comics in specific, and the planet Earth itself, was made a better place by your being in it, sir.

Now, the inter-connected world we currently live in is a marvellous place.  Some years ago, I told this story of my day in Paris with Bernie and Scott (and Neal Adams, who was also at the bookstore, but wasn’t part of the rest of the day) in an interview, and discovered the man to whom the original sketch was given still had it, and he was happy to scan the image and send it to me.

So here it is….given back to me digitally over a decade later.

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As I said, the original head-shot was done swiftly with little sense of its fateful final disposition.  It’s simple – but there it is, my one and only collaboration with Bernie and Scott.

Paris turns out to be magical after all.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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For the last Bun Toon, click Logan and Chuck above