Category Archives: Ty Templeton

Funny Ha-Ha, or Funny Peculiar Bun Toons!

bunny worried dark green

Hint:  It’s not funny ha-ha this time.

orange is the new black eye websize

It’s really not funny any more.  We’re only a few weeks away from someone getting seriously hurt or killed at one of these Trump meet-ups.  I’m reminded so much of the lyrics of Elvis Costello’s “Night Rally”, which includes the words “…you think they’re so dumb, you think they’re so funny, wait until they get you running in their Night Rallies”.

Spooky true.

Godwin’s Law is suspended for the duration.

Ty the Guy OUT!

I’ve been shouting this stuff for a few years on this Bun Toon.  No one is going to catch me saying “I’m shocked this is happening!  I never saw it coming!”

This is part of a Bun Toon from April of 2011…

april 30 2011

Nostradamus Ty.

big budget superfriends LINK

For last week’s cute and cuddly Bun Toon, click here.

bunny worried dark green

For the Bun Toon Archive, filled with many anti-Trump cartoons, click here.

King of the Jungle Bun Toons! YAY!!

Hear my roar...

I am bunny,  hear me roar.

Unless you’ve been under a rock this week, you know the subject matter.

Away we go.

Cecil websize

Those images of the Trump Boys posing with the recently killed carcasses of large African animals are EASILY found online with a simple google search.  I’m not putting them up here as they’re fairly upsetting to look at.

But damn, how come the Trump lads are still allowed to be dentists?  Sometimes the world makes no sense.

Send in possible names to: Name the Dead Leopard and Elephant, c/o TRUMP TOWERS, New York NY, USA, 10012.   Or in the comments section below.  Working together we can make the name TRUMP as hated as that tooth doctor guy.

Ty the Guy OUT!


Cecil the lion was a star in comic books long before his ghost became an internet star.


Here he is, posing with Tarzan back in the day.

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Again Cecil, posing with Tarzan.


And here he is, posing with Tarzan.


Click the link to find out!

Click the link to find out!

Click here for the needs-to-be-updated Bun Toons archives!

Click here for the needs-to-be-updated Bun Toons archives!

Plug, Plug, Plug. Baby needs new size twelve shoes.



Spider-Man Plug.

On Sale Tomorrow.  I wrote it (Dan Slott helped).  Matt Clark drew it.  Marvel printed it.  You’re going to love it, I promise.  MOST. FUN. MARVEL. STORY. I’VE. EVER. WRITTEN.


Ultimate Spider-Man Adventures #3.  Coming next week.  I drew one of this issue’s interior stories.   Two Spider-Man Comics in two weeks!  Plus:  Spider-Man in the movies, yo!  Spider-Man on the comics’ stands! I’m at pop culture ground zero, fellow babies.

Batman plug.


On sale in July.  I drew this one.  The true story of Batman’s creation, finally giving due to BILL FINGER, the REAL creator of Batman.


Some pages from Bill  The Boy Wonder.  This scene recreates the moment Bob Kane “created” Batman.


Another scene from Bill  The Boy Wonder.  This the moment that Bill Finger explains to Bob Kane how to fix that first version of the character so that people will actually read it.


On Sale in July.  The Bat-Fan in you needs this book.

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Here, now your Bonus Plug:

naughty Halloween revellers ruin it for the rest of us.

DC 52 New Justice League Bun Toons. YAY!

First of a series of one. Collect them all.

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, or unless you mainly read Marvel comics, or unless you don’t care about comics at all, you’ve heard that DC is rebooting with all-new Number #1 comics in an all-new universe, and it started this week.  Is this Earth-3?  Is this Ultimate DCU?  Is this worth reading?  Ty tells all below.


I know how to give the fans what they want.  Now that the TRUNKS of TOMORROW belong to me, you’ll be seeing them around here quite a bit.  If you’re reading the New DC and you feel a little red-underwear-nostalgia, you know where to go.

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Here now, you BONUS Superman Junk Cover Moment:

See? The New Superman designs in the comics could be WAAAY worse. It could be THIS latex sausage-hugger sported by Henry Cavill!


For last week's somewhat penis-related bun toon, click the rabbit at the urinal.

For every Bun Toons Ever (many which do not feature male anatomy) click the bunny between the legs.

True Life Urinal Bun Toons! YAY!

I've earned your trust with family entertainment, and now I'm pissing it all away!

It’s still a hectic, busy weekend at FanExpo, Canada’s largest Comic Convention- and that means I haven’t the time to colour this episode of Bun Toons.  But trust me, you don’t want to see it in colour in the first place.  It’s unpleasant enough as it is.

Okay, I lied.  If I’d coloured it, it would have given away the punch line, but wasn’t it more fun to be lied to?

I’m at the convention as you’re reading this, so I’ll see you after you’re done.  Get on down here and join the fun.  And BTW:  I DID get to meet Martin Landau (my secret father) yesterday, and had a very pleasant conversation with him.  Far more pleasant than the one my wife and I had with Robert Englund (Freddie Kruger).  More on that later…

Ty the Guy OUT!


Go ahead.  Urinate next to this guy, and DON’T look over.  I dare you.  And to answer all your horrible questions…it wasn’t all red, but it did look circumcised, which I wasn’t expecting from the Skull.


Click here to see last week's non-urine based Bun Toons.

For Every Bun Toon EVER, click on the bunny some place where it won't tickle.

Milestones and Many Pains

I hadn’t checked my hit counter in a while, so I didn’t even notice when this blog went over a half million hits last week.  Actually, after the weekend Bun Toon (which had nearly ten thousand hits all on its own) we’ve dived rather strongly into the next half million already.  I’ve been blogging and tooning for about 20 months or so, and the first while was pretty sparse, so I think I can say we’ve picked up in the last year substantially.  I ain’t exactly the Huffington Post or anything, but it’s gratifying to know that my silly musings and cartoons are being read by people.

As for pains, I’ve been howling with back pain for the last 24 hours, unable to walk up stairs or get out of a chair without making noises that sound like I’m giving birth, and my wife’s computer (the one that she makes a living colouring comics on, including comics she does for me) has coughed up blood and shouted “Rosebud”, so I’m running late with the last touches on a big project and she’s running late with everything.

Ya gets the good with the bads, right?  Take what you can get.  Smoke ’em if you got ’em.  Face front true believer.  Second star to the right, and straight on til morning.


Here now, your half a million BONUS comic book moment:

This is the logo of a comic store in Toronto (a wonderful store, as all our Canuck stores are…) but I might have fiddled with a bit.

The real logo on the real store.

Go visit them at 531 Yonge Street in Toronto, or go see em online, so I look like less of an ass for lifting their logo without permission…


PS:  I’ll be on the TV tube a bunch of times this week, on G4 tomorrow, on City TV on Thursday, and on CBC coming up fairly soon (or it might already have aired, I’m not sure) promoting the new Holmes Incorporated comic, and the new Captain America movie.   Clearly I’m too beautiful to just blog.


Dinosaurs at the Bar Toons! Yay!

Paleolithic Laughs, Yo!

Today marks the ONE YEAR anniversary of Bun Toons.  One year, and still going strong…and that’s NATURAL strong, not steroid strong.  No cheating.  To celebrate this milestone, we travel in time, back to the first joke in history, which starts with:  “Two dinosaurs walk into a bar…”

It’s funny, because it’s scientifically true!

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Here now, the finest panel ever drawn in a comic book:

And they say Kirby couldn't write dialog...




Uplifting Bun Toons in our hour of need! Yay!

Distracting The Internet since 2010

Because bunnies are cute, and just what the world needs.

Even I’m not sure what the Legion did, but I’m willing to pick on them, for some reason.

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Here now, your puppy comic book moment:

…and just a little bit of an Abused Clown Comic Book Moment as well:

...because it's okay to abuse clowns.


For last week’s Charlie Sheen vs. Galactus bun toon click the image below:

Charlie Sheen Bun Toons, YAY!

You can't process Bun Toons with a normal brain!

I wrote this Bun Toons a few days ago.  Thank god Charlie hasn’t died yet, so it’s still funny.

He’s not just winning.  He’s BI-WINNING.  That’s straight from the man himself.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your drunken Galactus Moment of Zen:

Can you drink someone under the table if the table is three hundred feet high?

Oh, I can’t resist…here’s ANOTHER Drunken Galactus Moment:

And he's drinking EXCELSIOR!


Real Quick Comics #3! Mystery Bun Toons YAY!

Vite! Vite! Vite!

I’m sorry I’ve not been blogging this week, it’s just been a combination of busy and no extra time.  But it’s never a week when I don’t bun toon.  Even if it has to be REAL QUICK…

Of course, a REAL mystery takes 43 minutes of network time.  Another reason comics are better.

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Here now, your Quick Comics Moment, featuring Johnny Quick and his famous catchphrase:

It's a wonder Johnny never became a hit character with that rallying cry.


Just in case you haven’t had enough Bun Toons!

The previous issue of Real Quick Comics.