A Tale of the Heart, and of Chickening Out! YAY!

Bun Toon Resurrection!

Haven’t been around for a few weeks….I had a crippling deadline with a Moon Knight project that kicked my white Canadian butt for a couple of weeks, and I literally didn’t have the five spare minutes it would have taken to scribble a rabbit.  Then I was in Indianapolis for a convention.  Then I was recovering from a brief con-flu.

What I’m saying is that I’m still here.

I still love.

I still bunny.

But I am human, after all.

(Well, more lagomorph than human, technically, but you know what I meant).

On with the silly rabbit.

I walk for exercise nowadays, and one of the routes I often take walks me straight through the parking lot of a KFC down the street from my house.

I look forward to April 15th SO much every year.

Ty the Guy OUT!

KFC looms large in my legend, and I have Bun Tooned about the Colonel a few times.

Don’t get me started about the family history of this story.  My brother claims I’ve stolen one of his memories, I claim the same.  Someday it will all end up in court.

Mr. Sanders (he wasn’t really a colonel) has become quite the comic book icon of late…

That’s a real comic book.

Friends of mine worked on it, it’s real, I swear.

The madness continues…

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For the last Bun Toon, click the waving bunny above!

 

Yer Not A Ten, Yer An Eight Bun Toons! YAY!

It’s important to have priorities…

Honestly, it’s like three different people who have all had their own television series that I’ve been in a shower with.  You’ll have to offer money to find out their names, though…

Ty the Guy OUT!

NOTE:  My brother Brad claims the memory of sharing a urinal with Colonel Sanders and swears I was not in the room at the time.  The controversy will haunt us until our dying days…

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This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened in a bathroom in a comic book…From RAMPAGING HULK #7…

…and the following might be the best thing to happen in a bathroom…

I’ve never read this original story, but I cannot imagine it was given good reviews…not with the way people treated the issue!

Of course, what would a toilet based Bun Toon be without a visit from…

Dav Pilkey’s underdressed hero is ALWAYS welcome around here.

….and finally….here’s your LAST Urinal Based Bonus Moment:

Ttechnically, the Red Skull is FICTIONAL, not FAMOUS, and that’s why he didn’t make the list.

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For last week’s not-urinal-based-Bun-Toon  (though it IS based on someone who could be described as “wee”…) click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

More Fast Food and Naughty Bits Bun Toons! YAY

I’m not going to make a joke about anything being finger licking good. I promise.

Last week, the nation was up in arms about the Chick-Fil-A appreciation day.  Whether you were for it or against it, it got the conversation going about batter fried chicken and what people do with their hoo hoos and wee wees.

So what better time for this HONEST-TO-GOD-TRUE-LIFE-ADVENTURE?

For those curious about the other four celebs, I’ll I’m saying is that all four of them starred in their own TV series, and one of them starred in a Hollywood movie.  I will say no more.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your BONUS Colonel Sanders and Me moment

All True.

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For Last week’s chicken and genitalia related cartoon, click the title above.

For Every Bun Toon Ever (including others about urinals, if you look…) Click the rabbit.