Ford Model-D Bun Toons! YAY!

They had the St. Patrick’s Day parade in Toronto today, so you’re getting a green background.  I’m part Irish.  It’s a duty.

Speaking of Toronto….

There’s nothing funny about Doug Ford.

What the hell is happening to the planet reality?

Ty the Guy OUT!

Just in case anyone from out of town is reading this, a quick refresher on the one-two joy bash that was the Ford Brothers from their heyday.

Pretty well all the above quotes are true.  More or less-ish.

Proud Torontonian Bun Toons! YAY!

And you thought public health care was the only thing that made Canada interesting…

What?

What can you say?

I just copied down as many quotes from the press conference and reported them to you guys as best I could.  I might have paraphrased one or two lines, but it’s mostly as I heard it…

Gaze upon it, ye mighty, and tremble.

This is what our city is going through this weekend.

My wife suggested it was like discovering the town was being run by George W. Bush after decades of Jimmy Carter, but that doesn’t do it justice.  It’s more like Scarface after Jimmy Carter….only no one is being introduced to their little friend.

Stay tuned, folks.  It’s only going to get more fun from here on in…countdown to resignation…?

Ty the Guy OUT!

Bonus Joke:

What’s the difference between Rob Ford and Porky Pig?

It doesn’t take two hundred thousand dollars to see Porky’s crack.

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For a link to another true Canadian moment that features Mike Grell and Chris Claremont, click here

For the international Bun Toons, including many American jokes, click the U.N. Bunny above