A Tale of the Heart, and of Chickening Out! YAY!

Bun Toon Resurrection!

Haven’t been around for a few weeks….I had a crippling deadline with a Moon Knight project that kicked my white Canadian butt for a couple of weeks, and I literally didn’t have the five spare minutes it would have taken to scribble a rabbit.  Then I was in Indianapolis for a convention.  Then I was recovering from a brief con-flu.

What I’m saying is that I’m still here.

I still love.

I still bunny.

But I am human, after all.

(Well, more lagomorph than human, technically, but you know what I meant).

On with the silly rabbit.

I walk for exercise nowadays, and one of the routes I often take walks me straight through the parking lot of a KFC down the street from my house.

I look forward to April 15th SO much every year.

Ty the Guy OUT!

KFC looms large in my legend, and I have Bun Tooned about the Colonel a few times.

Don’t get me started about the family history of this story.  My brother claims I’ve stolen one of his memories, I claim the same.  Someday it will all end up in court.

Mr. Sanders (he wasn’t really a colonel) has become quite the comic book icon of late…

That’s a real comic book.

Friends of mine worked on it, it’s real, I swear.

The madness continues…

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For the last Bun Toon, click the waving bunny above!

 

It’s BUNNY Day! YAY!

I’m never happy that people EAT bunnies today, but as long as they’re chocolate, I can allow it.

Because I am ALSO a rabbit, I have the inside skinny, and dutifully report it back to you.

Happy Holiday.

I’ve been struggling against Big Key Chain since I was a child and received a mini-whistle that did not function as advertised.  Fight the power.

Ty the Guy OUT!

It’s not my first time mentioning the gladiatorial rabbit fights…

It’s not my first time giving away Easter Bunny Secrets, either.

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I’m going to mention that THIS particular Easter marks a different sort of resurrection around my house.  It’s the second anniversary of my triple-death and triple-recovery from a heart attack.  That awful night, I had dined on Kentucky Fried Chicken for what might have turned out to be my last meal…

Oddly enough, this is the MOST requested meal for the condemned on their last night on Death Row.  Seriously.

Since a terrible diet and sedentary lifestyle was ultimately what did me in, I now exercise five days a week and eat KFC only ONE day a year.

Can you guess which day?

While you guys will be eating some sort of holiday feast, I’ll be chowing down on the worst of the worst junk food in a giant “screw you” to the heart attack.  Tomorrow I’m back to celery and peppers.  Tonight, I dine like someone trapped in a bus depot!

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For April First’s Bun Toon, click the yellow bunny above.

More Fast Food and Naughty Bits Bun Toons! YAY

I’m not going to make a joke about anything being finger licking good. I promise.

Last week, the nation was up in arms about the Chick-Fil-A appreciation day.  Whether you were for it or against it, it got the conversation going about batter fried chicken and what people do with their hoo hoos and wee wees.

So what better time for this HONEST-TO-GOD-TRUE-LIFE-ADVENTURE?

For those curious about the other four celebs, I’ll I’m saying is that all four of them starred in their own TV series, and one of them starred in a Hollywood movie.  I will say no more.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your BONUS Colonel Sanders and Me moment

All True.

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For Last week’s chicken and genitalia related cartoon, click the title above.

For Every Bun Toon Ever (including others about urinals, if you look…) Click the rabbit.