Now it can be told!

It’s BUNNY DAY! It’s BUNNY DAY! The day rabbits RULE!

This holiday season, I’m finally answering the question that has dogged this annual springtime egg festival for centuries: Why is Easter represented by a RABBIT? Weeks and months of dedicated research has revealed the surprising…

Do you think it was a CO-INCIDENCE that the Supreme Court was taking up the issue this week? The Bunny is a close friend of Justice Sotomayor, and she pulled a few strings to get this sorted out for her fuzzy LGTBQ pal.

I’m off to spend the evening protesting the local Maybelline Cosmetics plant out here in Mississauga with the local PETA folks from my home town…join me if you’re out this way. We could use the warm bodies.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Now, your BONUS Easter Comic Book Moments:

Because on Earth, eggs are normally hidden by rabbits, not by parents.

Ah, I can’t leave it at just that…

If you’ve never gotten your hands on an old Walt Kelly Mother Goose Holiday Special, you’ve never seen the glory that all-ages comics can attain. These things are some of the most beautifully illustrated comics of ANY era…