Away at Halifax Hal-Con Bun Toons! Well…

What? Again? It’s not even summer?

At the time you are reading this, I’m snugly ensconced in Halifax, enjoying the maritime weather in November and meeting the fans down East.    I wanted to do a new Rob Ford Bun Toon to celebrate the delightful nonsense going on back in my home town in the last few days, but since I got on a plane on Thursday, I haven’t been near a scanner or computer with photoshop on it.

Besides…the Rob Ford Bun Toon I ran back in May still holds up.  Nothing’s changed.

It’s been one long drunken stupor.

Who…I mean WHO would have believed it was all a lie back then?  How simple the world was in May when our mayor was only an ALLEGED crack head.

Simpler Times.

Ty the Guy OUT OF TOWN!

I know I shouldn’t do this…it’s too easy.

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See you next week. (for those of you who are actually in Halifax and want to find me at Hal-Con, check the schedule on my APPEARANCES page.)

For last week’s Bun Toon featuring loveable Charlie Manson, click here.

Proud Torontonian Bun Toons! YAY!

And you thought public health care was the only thing that made Canada interesting…

What?

What can you say?

I just copied down as many quotes from the press conference and reported them to you guys as best I could.  I might have paraphrased one or two lines, but it’s mostly as I heard it…

Gaze upon it, ye mighty, and tremble.

This is what our city is going through this weekend.

My wife suggested it was like discovering the town was being run by George W. Bush after decades of Jimmy Carter, but that doesn’t do it justice.  It’s more like Scarface after Jimmy Carter….only no one is being introduced to their little friend.

Stay tuned, folks.  It’s only going to get more fun from here on in…countdown to resignation…?

Ty the Guy OUT!

Bonus Joke:

What’s the difference between Rob Ford and Porky Pig?

It doesn’t take two hundred thousand dollars to see Porky’s crack.

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For a link to another true Canadian moment that features Mike Grell and Chris Claremont, click here

For the international Bun Toons, including many American jokes, click the U.N. Bunny above