BUN TOON SELL OUTS PART NINE! YAY!

THIS time it’s going to be HUGE.

I’ve talked to the consultants, and everyone assures me it will be fine.

Every time they cut off an arm the sales go through the ROOF!  Except for Booster Gold, they reversed that one fairly quickly.  And except for Arsenal, that one didn’t last.  And Aquaman’s arm grew back, so they cut off the OTHER one, but that one’s back now.  And then there’s Lightning Lad (both a lost arm AND a female version of himself with his sister)…they fixed that one a long time ago.

Okay, maybe it only works when they cut off the arms of Marvel characters.  Winter Soldier and Cable do okay.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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There is only one true king of the superheroes with a missing arm.

You know who I mean.

The Great Arm-Fall-Off-Boy.  Created by Gerry Jones, Curt Swan and Ty Templeton.

Maybe my greatest contribution to the world of comics.

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for last week’s super-rushed Bun Toon, click here.

For the Bun Toon Archive, click here.

Simple and Easy Bun Toons! YAY!

I don’t want to hurt anyone’s brain…

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Based on a true story.

Ty the Guy OUT!

BONUS:  The not-at-all-secret origin of GOOD-MAN, written and drawn by a common street thief, down on his luck.

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For last week’s similarly themed Bun Toon, click here.

For Good-Man’s previous adventure, click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, which contains more than a few Good-Man Adventures, click here.

Real Quick Bun Toons! YAY!

I’m late…I’m late…for a very important date…

Whoops!  My new Batman series is on the stands, which means I haven’t got time to mess around!  I owe the office another issue yesterday.

But there’s always a speedy Bun Toon.

Buildings and other people take time.  Who has the spare minutes?

Ty the Guy OUT!

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In other news…

It’s been 75 years since Mr. Finger and Mr. Kane first created the Bat-Man in Detective Comics #27.  To celebrate that event, DC Comics is releasing a special commemorative edition with a reprint of that first story and a new story by some current creators…

That in itself, is not that big a deal.  They do that every couple of years with their flagship characters…

But this time, something NEW happened.

Bill Finger got a cover credit for writing that story.  That’s never happened before.

Score one for Bill.

Thanks DC.

Is that the hint of a smile, Bill?

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For the previous real quick Good-Man adventure, click here

For last week’s Bun Toon, pandering to movie goers and X-Men fans alike, click here

the bun toon archive is one click away

Occupy Bun Toons. YAY!

Just like an aeroplane bathroom, we're OCCUPIED.

Hurry!  I’ve not a moment to spare.  Today’s bun toon has to be real quick!  That’s the speed of politics, people.

Today is occupy day all over the world.  The revolution is being televised, and it needs a pizza if you can spare the ten bucks.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your Bonus Comic Book Protest Moment:

I love that Jimmy feels that you can't protest without a beard and a pendant. Art by the great Neal Adams.

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For last week's oddly religious Bun Toons, featuring a famous member of the one percent, click the pearly gates.

For the first Good-Man adventure, click the Super-Hero on the short pants.

For the Secret Origin of Good-Man, click the bald headed child.

For every Bun Toons ever, click the blue collar worker rabbit.

The SECRET ORIGIN of GOOD-MAN! Real Quick Comics!

If it’s Saturday, I must continue to sell my soul to this blog!

For the internet, it is my master.

There’s so little time this weekend, I’m still working away at my latest issue of Bongo Comics “the Simpsons”, as well as catching up from some other things I’ll happily show you when editors allow me to. (Cool Marvel and Cool Mad Magazine things is all I can say…).

And now, since one or two people actually demanded it:  The return of Good-Man!

That story took almost twenty minutes.  I promise I won’t spend so much time on the next one!

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your Real Quick Comic Book moment of zen:

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