Coming Attractions Bun Toons. YAY!

Please turn off all cell phones and refrain from talking to your neighbour when reading the cartoons, thank you.

With X-MEN FIRST CLASS, GREEN LANTERN, THOR, CAPTAIN AMERICA and CONAN already running through the theaters this summer, and AVENGERS, BATMAN, SUPERMAN, and TINTIN all on the way, it seems like Hollywood is burning through the comic book properties as fast as they can build sets and hire directors.  After Flash, Aquaman and Namor are finished, they’ll essentially be out of super-heroes to exploit.  But don’t worry, I’ve got connections in the biz, and I know some of the less publicized projects that are currently in pre-production, heading our way next year.  I’ve even done storyboards for one of them (but I’m not allowed to reveal which, thanks to an iron-clad NDA).

But thanks to my sources, I can pre-preview a couple of upcoming films that are in the pipeline that comic fans are going to love.  I know it seems impossible, but I swear, every one of these movies has been scripted, cast, and  is up and shooting right now.  The posters are all going to be in local theaters by December, but you guys get an exclusive here at my blog.

We’re NEVER going to run out of characters to film.

Personally, I’m looking forward to the Yellow Kid.  I love Spike’s work.  And is it just me, or does that look like George Wendt as Bouncing Boy?  He’s a little too old to be called “Boy” at this point.  (Not that Cruise is still a “lad” but he keeps his baby-face good looks as the years go by…)

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your bonus Comic Book Movie Moment:

Apparently there was a Dazzler movie out in the Eighties. Does anyone know if the new one is a remake or a sequel?

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For last week's All-Female Bun Toons (by guest contributor Eden Bachelder) click the bunny's dress.

For Every Bun Toons Ever, click the manly bunny above. Serious film offers will be considered.

Thor Bun Toons, YEA!

Or rather, Yea VERILY!

Everyone’s seen the movie by now, including a new crop of fans who have no idea who this long-haired hipster doofus was before he made it to the big screen.  But I’m here to help, thank Odin.   So for you neophyte Asgardians, here now is…

It’s always funny to say DICK on the internet.

I’m going to catch trouble now, because I didn’t include Hogun the Grim.  Just you watch.

Ty the Guy OUT!

Here now, your Bonus Thor/ Templeton moment:  The only issue of Thor I ever wrote (for the Marvels Comic Group about eight years ago…)

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