Ty cannot come to the Bun Toon today

Sorry folks, we‘re at Wizard World Chicago this weekend so Ty has no time to Bun Toon. See ya back here next week.

Here are a few of the pre-con commissions Ty brought with him:

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Danger! Danger! Bun Toons!

There's a man who lives a life of danger...everyone he meets must be stay a stranger...

There’s a man who lives a life of danger…everyone he meets must be stay a stranger…

Most people understand the constant peril a cartoonist is in – we all get paper cuts, we all have to jello wrestle Joe Quesada, and we all get chlamydia (though rarely from Joe Quesada).

But here are the…

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Here is the sad, sad, sad part.

Whenever Big Bang Theory is on, I end up paying no attention to any scene that takes place in the comic shop, because I literally scan the walls and bins for my work.  I’ve only caught my stuff two or three times on the show, but that’s enough for the syndrome to settle in.

It’s far worse than paper cuts, but about the same as jello-wrestling Joe Quesada.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Of course, the REAL comic book hazard is this one:

johnny hazard punchesThat’s how a MAN punches out a redheaded fellow in short pants.

johnny hazard golden ageMan, who is that blonde?  She keeps goading Johnny into fist fights.  I’m not sure about her moral code…

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For last week's savage take down of the new Fantastic Four movie, in only four panels, click here.

For last week’s savage take down of the new Fantastic Four movie, in only four panels, click here.

For information on how to order your very own illustrated sketch cover (for Chicago and Toronto FanExpo Convention pick-ups!) click here.

For information on how to order your very own illustrated sketch cover (for Chicago and Toronto FanExpo Convention pick-ups only, sorry…) click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

Pre-Con Sketchcover Commissions: Open!

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UPDATE:  August 29 2015. My list for FanExpo is closed. I will be doing sketches and sketchcovers at the show itself. I will be bringing some blanks with me. If you want a Harley though I’m all out…check your LCS or the retailers at the show.

UPDATE:  I won’t be taking anymore requests for Chicago, as I have to get on a plane tomorrow morning! I will be at the convention all four days, sitting at the Hero Initiative booth and will happily do sketches and sketchcovers (although I won’t have any of my blanks with me).

When I get back from Chicago, I will be picking up more sketchcovers and will update my list for FanExpo requests then.

I generally only do commissions on-site at conventions but after a number of requests, I’ve decided to do some in advance. At the moment, I’m limiting this to sketchcovers. Single figures are $60, Two figures are $90, markers and copics.

My next convention is Wizard World Chicago, August 20 – 24. I will be there the whole weekend, holding down the Hero Initiative booth. FanExpo Canada is September 3 – 6. I will be at my own table in the pro section for that show.

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The blank sketchcovers I currently have on hand are:

Batman 66 #23

Batgirl #38

Superman #32 (FanExpo only)

A-Force Secret Wars #001

The Flash #39

Wolverine #310

Deadpool’s Secret Secret Wars #001

Wonder Woman #19

Wonder Woman #36 (FanExpo only)

Justice League #16

I have some others ordered; I’ll update the list when I get them.

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All covers will be available for pick-up ONLY at the convention. Payment can be in cash at the convention or you can PayPal me before pickup.

If you’re interested, send me an email at tybunny@gmail.com and tell me which blank, and what you’re looking for. I’ll confirm with you before I start anything.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Four Characters, Four Panels Bun Toons! YAY!

Fourth time is not the charm.

Fourth time is not the charm.

Jon Stewart retired this week, and Don Trump won the Republican debate.  But neither event can hold a candle to this week’s real disaster…

FF IN FOUR PANELS

There is so much wrong with this movie that it defies critique.   At its heart, it’s a movie about brilliant creative people, written and directed by slow-witted dullards who understood nothing of the source material.

I tend to root for comic book movies, and it’s very rare for one to disappoint as much as this one did.  Green Lantern and Jonah Hex are the only other two that got down to this level of pure, unfiltered awfulness like the new FF movie did.  If you’ve seen either of those previous bombs, you know where we are.

Sigh.

A terrible adaptation encrappens us all.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Without question, this is STILL the best Fantastic Four movie:

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It even made a pretty good comic book, drawn by my buddy Marcio Takara!

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Now, if Pixar ever made a live action Incredibles movie, we might have something resembling a proper FF picture.

Sigh.

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For last week's Bun Toon about the internet's favourite lion, click here.

For last week’s Bun Toon about the internet’s favourite lion, click here.

For the Bun Toon archives, going back YEARS, click here!

For the Bun Toon archives, going back YEARS, click here!

King of the Jungle Bun Toons! YAY!!

Hear my roar...

I am bunny,  hear me roar.

Unless you’ve been under a rock this week, you know the subject matter.

Away we go.

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Those images of the Trump Boys posing with the recently killed carcasses of large African animals are EASILY found online with a simple google search.  I’m not putting them up here as they’re fairly upsetting to look at.

But damn, how come the Trump lads are still allowed to be dentists?  Sometimes the world makes no sense.

Send in possible names to: Name the Dead Leopard and Elephant, c/o TRUMP TOWERS, New York NY, USA, 10012.   Or in the comments section below.  Working together we can make the name TRUMP as hated as that tooth doctor guy.

Ty the Guy OUT!

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Cecil the lion was a star in comic books long before his ghost became an internet star.

GOLDEN AGE TARZAN

Here he is, posing with Tarzan back in the day.

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Again Cecil, posing with Tarzan.

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And here he is, posing with Tarzan.

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Click the link to find out!

Click the link to find out!

Click here for the needs-to-be-updated Bun Toons archives!

Click here for the needs-to-be-updated Bun Toons archives!

Appearing today at WOODBRIDGE HEROES

No Bun Toon until tomorrow, folks, as I’m off to Woodbridge Heroes, 3901 Highway 7, Woodbridge ON.

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Yer Not A Ten, Yer An Eight Bun Toons! YAY!

In these troubled times, it's important to have priorities...

It’s important to have priorities…

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Honestly, it’s like three different people who have all had their own television series that I’ve been in a shower with.  You’ll have to offer money to find out their names, though…

Ty the Guy OUT!

NOTE:  My brother Brad claims the memory of sharing a urinal with Colonel Sanders and swears I was not in the room at the time.  The controversy will haunt us until our dying days…

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This might be the worst thing that’s ever happened in a bathroom in a comic book…From RAMPAGING HULK #7…

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…and the following might be the best thing to happen in a bathroom…

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I’ve never read this original story, but I cannot imagine it was given good reviews…not with the way people treated the issue!

Of course, what would a toilet based Bun Toon be without a visit from…

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Dav Pilkey’s underdressed hero is ALWAYS welcome around here.

….and finally….here’s your LAST Urinal Based Bonus Moment:

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Ttechnically, the Red Skull is FICTIONAL, not FAMOUS, and that’s why he didn’t make the list.

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For last week's not-urinal-based-Bun-Toon click here (though it IS based on someone who could be described as "wee".)

For last week’s not-urinal-based-Bun-Toon  (though it IS based on someone who could be described as “wee”…) click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.

For the Bun Toon archive, click here.